“To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.” –Mark Twain

“When something comes to my brain, I don’t ignore it. You never know what it’s going to turn into.” –Kacey Musgraves

"We're in a relationship like anybody, so we have the occasional dust-up, but it comes with any marriage, and I think that working together and being collaborators probably just improves our powers of compromise." –Nick Offerman

"We come to this place for magic." –Nicole Kidman

"Music is a more potent instrument than any other for education because rhythm and harmony find their way into the inward places of the soul." –Plato

"This guy don’t wanna battle, he’s shook. Cause ain’t no such things as halfway crooks.” —B-Rabbit

"If you dont stop to smell the roses every once in a while, you could miss it." —Ferris Bueller

"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it." —Charles Barkley

“Money please!”
–Mona-Lisa Saperstein

“Stop trying to find a way to FIT-OUT and just FIT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts”
-Lebron James

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”
-T.S. Eliot

“Paper Boi, Paper Boi, always 'bout that paper, boy” —Brian Tyree Henry

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” —Julia Child

“Those who get stuck doing the same things for too long are bound to get left behind the strong who press on & reinvent themselves.” —T-Pain

“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.” —Lucille Bluth

“Little Machine, the best bar in the whole world.” ― Kelly

“The haiku that reveals seventy to eighty percent of its subject is good. Those that reveal fifty to sixty percent, we never tire of.” ― Matsuo Basho

"Life is a lot like skateboarding." —Lil Wayne

“Inspired by everything.” —Lawrence & Larimer

“Every music journalist I've ever met has been stunningly beautiful.” —Fred Armisen